Tuesday, January 29, 2013

TGT and Lunch


TGT:

Your card arrived yesterday at Dubai.  Thanks for the news and for thinking of me.  And, yes, I was having too much fun to write but will do better!!!!

 Lunch

I do not generally eat lunch but was in front of the dining room just as it opened for lunch so I went in.  Being a social creature, I opted for sharing a table at the window. 

There were 2 places left at a table for 8 and my heart sank as I saw the behemoth following me, slowly, heading for the same table.  This idiot is the reason I do not generally go to the dining room for breakfast or lunch.

This man is well over 6 feet tall (180 cm?) but stooped due to the 350 lbs he weighs.  Massive begins to describe him; also, snobbish, ill-tempered, self-absorbed and smelly.  Since he is travelling alone, he probably does not have anyone to help him wash nor to tell him that he smells. 

His rants against __________________ (fill in the blank on almost any subject) precluded conversation to my left and the very senile but very gentle man (really gentle) apologized for repeating himself just after he had told me the same story – a loop of a story about Germany followed by an apology.  His story-telling was animated and his apology soft and sincere.  Therefore, it was not difficult to listen to him.

Dinner was a joy with lovely people who all got off on 10 January at Southampton.  Then, I was put at a table for 9, all solo travellers including 2 women who were “away from home for the first time”, one Neanderthal who told dirty jokes, a football hooligan and one man who obviously thought he was the Duke of Whatever – dinner begins at 6 pm.  He announced that he never came down before 6:30.  We could order on time but were not served until his food was ready.  So, we never finished before 8 or after, which meant that I was late for the trivia quiz and other were late for the theater.

So, I moved to a table for 4, sitting alone, and invited “guests” most nights.   I had the great pleasure of dining with Tom (the visiting astronomer) and Rita Boles, as well as crew members.

Since yesterday, (Dubai) I am at a table for 6 – let’s see how it goes.

 

 

 

 

 

Horror of Horrors!


Thanks Jan, for the nudge.  I have lots of notes and just have not taken the time to post them.

Wednesday, date ??

Horror of horrors – the Commodore announced that (1) we might not be able to enter the harbor at Pireaus because of the gales we are currently sailing through, and, (2) because we normally load fresh water there, we should be extra careful with the use of water.

Did I ever mention the launderettes aboard?  On several floors, there are washers and dryers, usually 4 of each as well as 2 irons and ironing boards.  I think that would be cause for rejoicing, unless you have a stateroom near said launderette.  They will be closed during the passage of the Suez Canal – let the bitching begin!!!

 

 

 

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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Stonehenge


It was a terrible day for a trip – I had to change cabins so had to be out of the deck 11 stateroom by 08:30 but the new room card was not ready.  No, I don’t know why.  One of the 3 intelligent and caring pursers told me to ask for her when I got back.  Thank God, another of the 3 was at the terminal so I was able to get back aboard after a wonderful trip.

 

We drove directly to Stonehenge, from Hampshire to Wiltshire, past seemingly thousands of pigs.  The live outside all year but have metal, Quonset-hut-like structures which are appropriately called, “pigloos”.

 

Stonehenge is located on Salisbury plain, surrounded by nothing except the guide stones and burial mounds of important prehistoric people.  The road rises just enough to make the first sight of Stonehenge especially dramatic.  The car park and visitors’ center are across the highway, and there is a tunnel under the highway so that Stonehenge is not interrupted.

 It’s both larger and smaller than I remembered from a visit about 20 years ago.  The circles seem smaller but the stones larger.  The tour guide – an excellent one – Thanks, Gloria – explained the ages and origins of the stones, how and when they were erected.  She gave us just enough information so that we could enjoy Stonehenge on our own.  As I was leaving, a Druid was entering and stopped me.

 

The wooden staff he was carrying was topped with a ram’s head, complete with horns.  Before I knew it, I was asked to close my eyes and grasp the staff.  Imagination or not, the staff, when pointing north, began to warm as did my hands, and cool when pointing south.  The Druid solemnly announced that I was “enchanted” (“ed” not “ing”) and in harmony with nature; always pleasant to hear from an expert!

One curious note:  it was foggy as we arrived but the fog cleared while we were there and re-formed as the bus climbed the hill when we left.  My enchanted powers?  Probably not. 

 

Salisbury, pronounced “sahlz – bry” by the natives¸is a charming market town with the river Avon running through it.  Actually due to very heavy rains, the river had overflowed its banks onto the already flooded fields.

 

The cathedral, famous for (1) its crooked tower and spire and (2)  an original of the Magna Carta, is well worth a visit.  There is also a working medieval clock full of gears and weights and some elaborate tombs.

 

Salisbury Cathedral:

As many windows in this church we see,

As days within one year there be.

As many marble pillars here appear,

As hours through the fleeting year

As many gates as moons, one year doth view

Strange to tell yet not more strange than true.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

The West Indies - 2012


Sometimes I reflect on the events of the world as well as in my life which have transpired since the 1990's, or in the case of the Y2K scare, have not transpired.

One thing which has not changed is how many of the West Indians have sold their souls and their fate to foreigners, or perhaps have been sold out, indentured by their politicians. Every shop and most stands seem to be owned or controlled by Indians - yes, I asked.

Basseterre, St Kitts
Actually named St. Christopher's. We arrived on 26 December, Boxing Day and a legal holiday there, celebrated with carnival-type parades. There were 3 competing bands, each with its own blaring sound truck - reggae meets techno - and followers splashed with the color of their favorite station. Almost everyone, especially the men, was very, very drunk. It was the closest thing to a public orgy I am likely to witness, scenes which ranged from mildly irritating to deeply repulsive, and on 2 occasions, frightening. I was very happy to get back to the ship.

Roseau, DominicaThe largest of the Windward Islands, about 30 miles long and 15+ wide. There are groups of Carib Indians struggling to retain their identity. They called the island Waitikubuli and according to a tour guide I overheard, many Carib villages retain their original names.

Castres, St Lucia

Named for St Lucy by Christopher Columbus who spotted it on December 13th, 1502, feast day of Santa Lucia, but did not go ashore. Good thing for him as the Carib Indians had a fearsome reputation. After many yars of disputes and at least 14 battles between the English and French, the island became English and in 1979, fully independent.

Curious at first: the postage stamps have no adhesive; there were bottlers of Elmer's glue on the counters. Reason: the intense humidity would cause the stamps to adhere to each other and anything else long before a letter or postcard was in sight.

Philipsburg, St Maarten

Two-thirds French, one third Dutch. There was a water taxi from the new pier into across to the town, fast and inexpensive. The town was bustling, with tourists and locals. Of course, the same luxury jewelry shops but also lots of small shops, a large salt water lake in the middle of town, a very Christian bookshop and really friendly people. But, it was Saturday so no post office.

Charlotte Amalie, USVI

The last stop, on a Sunday, and the only cruise ship in the harbour. Only the luxury shops were open with the Indian owners hovering in the background. The stalls were empty and rows of taxis stood unused, empty buildings and trash blowing in the street - a sad end to the old year.